Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Just because a friend or family member is pulling away a bit, that doesn't mean you're losing them forever!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008
10:08 pm My bed

I am exhausted. Working at a toystore during Christmas does not put me in a very Christmas-y place. I was pretty annoyed and stressed out all day, but thinking about how I was going to vent in my blog made me feel better. Now I'm too tired to muster the strength to rant and rave.

Who am I kidding? Somehow I'll find the strength. Most of the following list has to do with wrapping because that's mostly what I did all day. I kept track, and I wrapped 61 gifts in 5 and a half hours...


Things That People Do In the Toystore That Drive Me Crazy:

1.) When you ask a customer if they would like any of their purchases wrapped and they say, "Well, if you'd like to, okay." No, I would not like to. Don't try to twist what you're doing to me. Don't try to act like I want to wrap the $200 worth of toys you just bought. Do you see the line behind you? Do you see how tired I look? Do you hear your screaming children? If you're going to make me wrap all of this, own it. Say, "Yes, please. Thank you." Don't act like I gave you the idea.

2.) When a customer says, "This needs to be wrapped." The only thing that needs anything is your attitude, and it needs an adjustment. Christmas will not be ruined if the toys don't get wrapped. The earth will not stop turning, time will not stand still. Don't tell me you need anything. Wrapping is a free service, and we don't have to do it.

3.) When a customer says they want everything wrapped. If you're 81 and crippled by arthritis, I'll buy it. But if you're a 30-something woman who decides to do all of her Christmas shopping two days before Christmas, and then decides she wants us to wrap all of her $500 worth of toys, then shame on you. The line to check out was ridiculous all day, and a lot of that is because we simply don't have enough staff to sit there and wrap 20 toys for one woman. If you would like a few things wrapped, that's totally fine - it's our job, it's a service we offer, go for it. But when there are five people behind you in line, don't tell me you need it all wrapped. You need to be courteous.

4.) When customers don't cut out their coupons. This is not difficult. Maybe while you're walking around buying armloads of unnecessary gifts for your spoiled children you could grab a pair of scissors for yourself. It is so rare that someone actually hands me a clipped coupon. Usually they're messily ripped out. Yesterday, one woman actually handed me the entire newspaper, so she could use the coupon. It took everything I had not to throw it back at her. It may not seem like a big deal, but there are good reasons for why not clipping coupons causes problems. Firstly, it jams up the drawer. We put all our receipts and coupons in this space under the cash drawer, and you can imagine how shoving a whole newspaper in there can cause issues. Then, we have to cut the coupons out ourselves, to make room, which slows down the line, etc.

5.) When customers are on their cell phones. Believe me, I love a good phone convo. But I try not to hold them while in line at a store. Particularly, when I'm being helped. It's rude, and as hard as it may be to believe, no one cares about your life (says the girl with the blog about her life...). Yesterday a woman was at the register, on her cell phone, and I asked her if she wanted anything wrapped. She gave me the finger. No, not the middle finger -- it was so much worse. She put up her first finger, as if to tell me to 'wait a sec.' ISN'T THAT SO UNBELIEVABLE??? There is a line of people behind her, and she's telling me to wait so she can complain to her sister-in-law about the sub-par pedicure she just received. In that moment, I wished I owned the store so I could have kicked her out of line. If only I ruled the world...

So, despite the incredibly rude people I had to deal with all day who make me never want to have children and make me depressed about the future of humanity, there are some bright moments.

1.) I work with good people. I love having both my sisters at the store, and everyone on staff is friends so we can roll our eyes at each other over the rude customers and whiny children. We like each other so much, we choose to spend time with each other outside of work! We go to bingo, we get dinner together, we have movie nights. There's a work Christmas party and a work New Year's party. We all know each others' problems and life dramas, so we're like a little family. It's super cute.

2.) Some customers appreciate us. Today, in the midst of the craziness, this little old woman came into the store and gave us a tin of cookies to thank us for all the wrapping and customar service we provide, etc. I actually smiled for the first time all day! It was just really cute and thoughtful and it made me feel warm and fuzzy.

3.) The candy tin. Every year around Christmas, Stan and Carolyn get this HUGE tub of candy from their accountant, I think, and it keeps the staff on a permanent sugar high. We take turns running back and grabbing handfuls of candy to keep us energized through the wrapping craziness. It's sooo goooooood!

4.) You can do nice things. Despite my constant complaining, I'm actually quite helpful to customers, in person. Today this really nice woman bought a bunch of toys. I asked her if she wanted them wrapped, and she said no, but I could tell she kind of did. It was pretty calm in the store, so I told her it wouldn't be a problem and that we could do it. She still wavered, but ended up saying yes. So, we wrap everything in like five minutes, and she just keeps thanking me, and I'm like "It's no problem, this way you'll have a little extra time tonight." And she's like, "You have no idea. I'm working tonight and all day tomorrow." And she just looked so relieved and happy! It made me happy to give her one less thing to worry about.

5.) Kids are cute (sometimes). When they're not screaming or crying or throwing a fit or wetting their pants or drooling or wiping their snot on something, they're pretty cute. Especially when they get a toy they like, and they want to tell you all about it. Or when you tell them they can hold the bag, and their eyes get really big, and they get all excited at the new responsibility. I love it when kids buy gifts for each other. Today, twin boys were picking out toys for each other, and it was just so funny to see them so excited at hiding their gifts from each other and figuring out how much things cost.

So, maybe the good things balance the bad. I still have to fight the urge to act like the woman in the video below, however, when customers get "rude."



Yesterday, I worked from noon to 7:30 pm, and then I had to head out to the mall for some more last minute Christmas shopping. It was the last thing I wanted to do, but I had to. The mall was pretty packed - lots of long lines and lots of haggard looking cashiers and salespeople.

I made sure I was extra nice.

Love,
Tara

Friday, December 19, 2008

Now is a great time to make a commitment to a friend or family member -- maybe a bet, even -- that can improve your health.

Friday, Dec. 19, 2008
10:47 am The freezing family room

I awoke in my bed this morning, after my mom had come in and out of my room with the news that Kaitlyn had a snow day. There is still no snow on the ground, but apparently that's beside the point. Dad went off the work, and Mom and Stephanie went shopping, so Kaitlyn and I were quickly abandoned to face the blizzard on our own. When I came down the stairs to see my darling sister slumped on the couch, eyes glued to the tv, I sang the Snow Day song to her. It was really good, ask her.

So now, as we sit in the freezing family room (we're having furnace issues), Kaitlyn and I decided to do a little blogging together. When I suggested the idea, she said "I’ll need some poster board, a ruler, and some magic markers," in an Asian accent. The topic of discussion, I decided, would be all the reasons she's glad I'm home.

Here's Kaitlyn's List:

1. She sings very loudly to me in the morning.
2. She complains about the cold every 2 minutes.
3. When asked to put in a holiday themed Friends episode, she turned off the TV.
4. She drinks my Arizona Green Tea juice boxes because apparently when I tell her they are mine it goes in one ear and out the other.
5. She steals her computer away from me in the midst of my online "window" shopping to blog to you lovely people.

Well, there you have it. With reasons like that, who wouldn't want me home?


... don't answer that.


Love,
Tara (& Kaitlyn)

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Your people are more important than ever -- and more squirrelly, too!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

6:45 pm Fam Room



Have you seen this holiday commericial? It's SO cute!!! Seriously, the kid is adorable. It reminds me of every little kid I've ever babysat for.






Most of you have received the BRILLIANT Christmas card that Maria and I have sent out, but for those of you who didn't get the card with our faces plastered on it with its accompanying poem, I will display them here.

Here's the pic:

And here's the brilliant Christmas poem that Maria and I wrote instead of doing work at the library:

A Christmas Poem
by Tara and Maria

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the floor
Not a person was stirring, not even Dean Elmore.
The empty beer cans were piled in the recycling bin with care,
In hopes that a liquor fund soon would be there.

The roommates were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of graduation danced in their heads.
And Tara grabbed a snack, while Maria hit the light,
And the two settled down to recap the night.

When outside StuVi there arose such a clatter,
We sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.
Away to the window we flew like a flash,
Wondering if another student was trashed.

The streetlight on the sidewalk shed light on the snow,
So we could finally make out a shape down below.
When what to our wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.

We rode down the elevator so lively and quick,
For we knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
But presents for us he had not a one,
And we saw at that time that our Christmas was done.

“No money? Or vodka? Or T pass? Or food?
No parental approval? This ruins our mood!
To the side of the guard booth! To the very 10th floor!
This holiday sucks! What’s Christmas good for?

“We’re just lowly interns, we can’t get a job,
Our futures are unclear,” we said with a sob.
“How are we s’posed to go live on our own?
The economy sucks, and our savings our blown!”

“Dear girls,” said Santa, with a twinkling eye,
“Your talents are many, your successes are nigh.
You’re pretty and charming, men flock to your doors.
You’re witty and clever, the future is yours.

“Now stop all your worry, you’re ahead of the game,
Your internships will help you, and your family the same.
I think you will find a surprise Christmas Day,
Much cash from your parents, that’s all I can say.”

“Thanks Santa!” we said, as he jumped in his sleigh,
And we waved him good bye, all our worries at bay.
Then we looked at each other and yelled with delight,
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

Love,

Tara

Saturday, December 13, 2008

"If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging" alert.

Saturday, December 13
7:16 pm My room

A text convo with my darling sister on Thursday:


K (4:33 pm): My phone is all broken! I can't make calls or answer them or listen to my voice mails! Maybe I'll be able to get my new phone sooner now!

T (4:43 pm): Bummer! Whatd u do to it???

K (4:44 pm): I Pooped on it

T (4:44 pm): You made me laugh out loud at work. Seriously whatd u do to it?

K (4:46 pm): Good! And nothing at all i just tried to make a call and i couldn't hear anything and mom couldn't hear me

T (4:46 pm): Bummer man. I feel for u

T (4:47 pm): I'm so friggin bored

K (4:47 pm): Well you can feel excited for me cuz i wanted a new phone anyway!

K (4:48 pm): Do work?

T (4:48 pm): Thank you that's helpful

K (4:49 pm): I try :) think of all the things you can do for me as an early christmas present such as clean my room!

T (4:50 pm): Yeah ill get on that soon as I'm home. When are you working at the toystore next?

K (4:51 pm): Tomorrow Gts

T (4:51 pm): What does gts mean?

K (4:52 pm): god get with it. Good times

T (4:53 pm): Haha syf.

K (4:54 pm): What does that mean?

T (4:55 pm): Shut your face. I just made it up

K (4:56 pm): Orlskethmlj. Oh it means something. But I'll never tell

Love,
Tara

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Try to relinquish ingrained patterns that you tend to invoke under stress.

Tuesday, December 9
11:59 pm I am a victim!

Have you seen this video? Watch it, then read on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0

Ridiculous, right? Especially when they're all at the football game because they look like they're straight out of a cult. Anyway, they're also HILARIOUS, and it would have made an excellent gag gift for my mom because she's always cold. But then Snuggies Inc. stole the contents of my wallet just like a pick pocket would target an unsuspecting American girl in a bar in Spain... but I digress...

After a week of no food or sleep, I finally finished all my final projects today, and I was looking forward to a little online shopping. I thought a Snuggie, while completely ridiculous, would make a delightful little gift for the always freezing Mama G. I mean, a blanket with sleeves? She'd wear it all the time. So, I googled "Snuggies" and found the official website. It looks totally legit! I mean, they were advertised on the QVC for goodness sakes! So, I click, pick a color (sage green), enter a little personal credit card information, check my order, wham, bam, thank you, ma'am, order complete. At $37.56.

WHAT???? I cried, nearly spitting out my Crystal Light. Then I looked at the order again. TWO sage green Snuggies and TWO book lights. Puh-scuse me? I said to my computer. My computer flickered to show its confusion, as well. Now, I KNOW I did not order two sage green Snuggies and two book lights, but there was no way to check my order or cancel it. So, I googled "how to cancel my Snuggie order" and ALL these links popped up about how Snuggies are a scam and nobody's been receiving them and how their customer service number isn't a real number. All good things to know before one places an order, but I digress...

Well, I was just not going to stand for this and neither was my bank account... mostly because there isn't enough money in there for two sage green Snuggies and a couple of book lights, but I digress. So, I went to the source - good ol' BofA. That's right, I called Bank of America. I'm on a first name basis with several of the operators there because I've had problems with my checking card/account so many times (these "problems" are mostly human error, but I digress). After trying several different Customer Service numbers and getting connected to all sorts of departments, I finally spoke with a "representative" who could help me. She asked me what the problem was. Here's the condensed version of our conversation:

T: "Hi, well, I was doing a little online shopping, and I'm pretty sure I just gave my check card information to this website that was a total scam."

Rep (with Southern accent): (pause) Well, I'm sorry to hear that ma'am.

T: Seriously. Me too.

Rep: Well, I can go ahead and freeze your account if you'd like.

T: Nice. Freeze it. Please.

Rep: Ok, I'm just -

T: WAIT! Am I going to be able to get money from my account?

Rep: Yes ma'am, if you would like, instead of mailing you your new card, you can stop by any of our Bank of America locations, and they will issue you a temporary card.

T: Ok, great, thanks. I'll do that. I'm going Christmas shopping with my sister on Thursday.

Rep: (pause) You're very welcome, ma'am. Is there anything else I can do for you today?

T: I don't think so. Thanks a lot for your help. I really appreciate it.

Rep: You're very welcome ma'am. Now you have a good rest of your evening and a very Happy Holidays.

T: You too! Don't buy Snuggies!

Rep: I'm sorry, ma'am?

T: Er, nothing.



Love,
Tara

Monday, December 8, 2008

Your urge to splurge makes all sorts of sense -- there's ads everywhere telling you to shop -- but you may need to resist the impulse for today.

Monday, December 8, 2008
3:48 pm Libe Status

Scenes from a Library:

Tara and Noelle are sitting next to each other in cubicles on the third floor of Mugar.

Tara: (whispering) Girl, there are a lot of cute guys here.
Noelle: (makes a face) There are?
Tara: Well, one. (tilts head to the right)
Noelle: (leans back casually to get a look) Yeah, he’s cute.

Tara spends the next five minutes trying to catch his eye. Even gets up and walks by his cubicle. Unsuccessful, she gives up.

Five minutes later, guy gets up and walks past where Tara and Noelle are seated.

Noelle: I think he’s gay.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Avoid conflict by refraining from commenting on another's approach.

Saturday, December 6, 2008
12:13 am Not doing work


Ok, so this song isn't new, but I just recently fell in love with it, and I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO IT. I seriously had it on repeat for a half hour while I was working out, and then I just watched the video about four times. Maybe I shouldn't admit that...


Anyway, I love it so much because it's the story of my life. I'm sure any girl who's ever dealt with that period right before the end of a relationship can relate.


Kate Nash, Foundations: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhC4E055OsY

Love,
Tara